teacupbeagle: why wouldn’t you want to be an otter though
REBLOG IF YOU FOLLOW BACK .
Sit back and casually wait for a hoard of followers. Wtf!! i have 60+ NEW Followers already!!!
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
17 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
videohall: Cutest 4 seconds ever
Trying to sleep
Laying here trying to sleep, but my heartbeat and difficulty breathing due to getting really really pissed is keeping me awake…
Wow. I didn’t realizing that me getting annoyed at something I’ve hated, and you know I’ve hated, for a long time counted as me picking a fight. I didn’t realize that I was supposed to magically read your mind to know that you were busy. You say you can’t be perfect, but you sure as hell expect me to…